Serial Procrastinator Gifts

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

'Son, never be afraid to try new things. Like working.'

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

"So, instead of cleaning your room, you want to talk about my shoes?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Serious Putty

Travelogue

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

The Forever Stamp

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Working from home to-do list.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

The Procrastinatorium.

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'