Master Procrastinator Gifts

"I got an extension.'

Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).

'You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon.'

"Hey, can I call you right back in two weeks?"

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed (Colour)

'My next move is to figure out my next move.'

The 'Time Management' consultant rang to say she double booked and she's going to be late!"

Watch that reads 'Never, Not Now, Tomorrow, Later.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'Ready to make your seat selection?'

"What a day. The man I pass the buck to was off sick."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

"You look bored."

I think you put it off long enough.

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

"I'm looking for one of those jobs where actual work is optional."

'Leave your hammock at home from now on.'

"Too buys to chop wood! Too busy to haul branches! But you're never too busy to party, are you?"

"I never rake all my leaves till all of them have fallen."

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

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