Master Procrastinators Gifts

Looking for a playful way to acknowledge the artful dodgers and expert delay-takers? Our products for procrastinators celebrate their talent for turning waiting into an art form. From humorous mugs to clever prints, these items turn the delay into delight, adding a dash of humor and personality. Whether you’re shopping for the notorious 'I'll do it later' friend or yourself, our collection offers fun, relatable, and tongue-in-cheek options that honor the art of procrastination.

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Pulling a Sickie.

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Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'. mockup

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

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"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles." mockup

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

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"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string." mockup

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

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"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer." mockup

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time." mockup

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

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"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!" mockup

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

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"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms." mockup

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

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"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..." mockup

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture." mockup

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

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Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine. mockup

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

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Travelogue

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working." mockup

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

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Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

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"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"I think I see your deadline approaching." mockup

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

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The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing. mockup

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

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'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.' mockup

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

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In, Out, Shake it all about

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'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.' mockup

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

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"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!" mockup

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

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"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done." mockup

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

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"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline." mockup

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

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'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.' mockup

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

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'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.' mockup

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

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How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever mockup

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.' mockup

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

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Working from home to-do list.

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'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...' mockup

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

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"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student." mockup

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

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Inactive wear store.

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Master Procrastinators Gifts Collection

Master Procrastinators Mugs

Discover more witty mugs that celebrate procrastinators—perfect for sipping your favorite delay-inducing beverage.

Master Procrastinators Pillows

Find the ideal pillow to match your procrastination humor, making relaxing on the couch even more enjoyable.

Master Procrastinators Prints

Browse our funny and relatable prints that showcase the charm of taking your time—perfect for decorating your space with humor.

Master Procrastinators T-Shirts

Explore our collection of humorous t-shirts designed for those who master the art of procrastination—wear your delay with pride.