Master Procrastinators Pillows

Pulling a Sickie.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Travelogue

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Working from home to-do list.

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Inactive wear store.