Professional Procrastinators Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who masters the art of procrastination? Our collection for professional procrastinators features witty and charming products that embrace the creative delay. Whether they’re known for their last-minute magic or their uniquely relaxed approach to deadlines, these items add humor and personality to their space. From quirky mugs to playful prints, find something that celebrates their laid-back yet creative spirit and brings a smile whenever they take a well-deserved break.

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"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"

"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!" mockup

"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"

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"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer." mockup

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

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Yeti/Not Yeti

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Me at 22 vs. me at 29

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Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'. mockup

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

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"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow." mockup

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

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"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

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"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles." mockup

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms." mockup

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine. mockup

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

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"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture." mockup

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

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"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow." mockup

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

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"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working." mockup

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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Is plagiarism the same as value adding? mockup

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

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"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"I think I see your deadline approaching." mockup

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

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How lazy people decide what to eat mockup

How lazy people decide what to eat

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Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson? mockup

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

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'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.' mockup

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

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"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..." mockup

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

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In, Out, Shake it all about

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Chairmen of the Bored

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'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever mockup

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda." mockup

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

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"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student." mockup

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

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Working from home to-do list.

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters." mockup

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

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Professional Procrastinators Gifts Collection

Professional Procrastinators Mugs

Looking for more humorous mugs? Explore our collection dedicated to the art of procrastination and find the perfect cup for your favorite delay artist.

Professional Procrastinators Pillows

Relax with pillows that celebrate the humor of procrastination—fun, comfy, and full of personality.

Professional Procrastinators Prints

Decorate your space with witty prints that honor the art of waiting—perfect for the creative procrastinator in your life.

Professional Procrastinators T-Shirts

Shop our range of clever t-shirts for those who take their time seriously, while still making a statement.