Procrastination Practitioners Gifts

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Travelogue

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

Chairmen of the Bored

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'