Looking for a playful gift for the procrastination practitioners in your life? From witty mugs to humorous prints, these products acknowledge their talent for delay with a lighthearted, creative touch. Perfect for friends, colleagues, or anyone who knows how to enjoy the art of putting things off with style and humor.
"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"
Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.
"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."
"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."
'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'
Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance
"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."
"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"
"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."
"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."
"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."
"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"
'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'
'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'
Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.
"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."
"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."
"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."
"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."
Is plagiarism the same as value adding?
Travelogue
"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."
Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.
"I think I see your deadline approaching."
How lazy people decide what to eat
Chairmen of the Bored
"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."
The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.
Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?
Discover our collection of mugs that speak to the procrastination practitioner's love for delay, humor, and a well-timed cup of coffee.
Relax in style with pillows designed for those who prefer to take their time, featuring humorous takes on the procrastination lifestyle.
Decorate with prints that amusingly depict the art of delaying—perfect for procrastination practitioners looking to add some humor to their space.
Explore t-shirts that celebrate the slow-paced charm of procrastination practitioners with witty sayings and comfortable styles.