Professional Procrastinators T-Shirts

"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Yeti/Not Yeti

Me at 22 vs. me at 29

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

In, Out, Shake it all about

Chairmen of the Bored

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Working from home to-do list.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."