Professional Procrastinator Gifts

The Procrastinatorium.

Staring out the window using a computer and a remote camera link

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"I was just...er...conserving energy!"

Annual Convention of Procrastinators: 'Where is everybody?'

Pro Procrastination

'The only trouble with doing nothing, is that you never know when you're finished.'

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

Excuses to not go to work - 'Dial An Excuse'

'The trouble with the future is that it keeps getting closer and closer.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

Working from home to-do list.

Bummer Time Streaming

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"I guess I'll need to stay home from school 'til the bandages come off."

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Girl on couch considers channel-hopping to be a sport

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

Alarm Clock.

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

"It's amazing how if you wait long enough, everything you've been putting off becomes irrelevant."

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I made this my screensaver so I always appear to be working."

'I'm not late. I didn't want to come in at all.'

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'