Creative Procrastinators Gifts

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Working from home to-do list.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"