Creative Procrastinators Gifts

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

In, Out, Shake it all about

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Procrastinators Incorporated

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Working from home to-do list.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.