Artistic Procrastinator Gifts

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Travelogue

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

In, Out, Shake it all about

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Working from home to-do list.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

"I think I see the problem."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'