Crafty Procrastinator Gifts

How's the sweater coming along?

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Travelogue

Serious Putty

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

I write a daily blog complaining how I don't have time to write my novel.

The Male Biological Clock.

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

'Busy day?'

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

'I stopped working hours ago, this is pure inertia, baby.'

"Rather than plagiarism. . . I'd like to think of myself as a co-author!"

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

"I make sure I spend six hours a day in front of my typewriter whether I have any ideas or not."

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

"The siege was yesterday."

'Sorry, but my mind started wandering and I'm just filling in time. . . until it comes back.'

"So, instead of cleaning your room, you want to talk about my shoes?"

Rites of Spring: Rebirth/Rejuvenation/Realizing you haven't started your taxes.

If it's broke, don't bother to fix it...

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"I'll get on to it as soon as I've finished my tea break."