Artful Procrastinator Gifts

"Gentlemen, can we stop networking long enough to get some work done around here?"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Travelogue

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

"I think I see the problem."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

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