Artful Procrastinator Gifts

"Gentlemen, can we stop networking long enough to get some work done around here?"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Travelogue

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray