Procrastination Artist Gifts

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"How to deal with weeds."

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if I could borrow a little work?"

"But I am working, Boss...My computer is running the data on improving employee productivity!"

'I know I'm the last one in each morning, but I make up for it by being the first one to leave.'

Can I get back to you? My three cups of coffee haven't kicked in yet

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Parker?

"Shouldn't you be studying for your multiple choice test tomorrow?"

How to deal with weeds

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Cat with two trays: 'Ignore Immediately' and 'Ignore Later'.

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

'This is the kinda day I'm glad I'm not in business for myself.'

Tax time is simply disgusting.

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

'I like my job, but I worry that it may lead to work.'

'It took me forever, but I finally learned to procrastinate.'

Nethead strip: "Procrastination is the worst kind of sin!!"

'So glad you phoned to see if you were in - it gave us a chance to tidy up a bit.'

Since the company switched to transparent glass partitions, I'm suffering from web surfing withdrawal.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"You report is late!"

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

"Sorry man...I've been busy with work and all. Look, we'll get together for important stuff...real soon!"

"Study, study, study. It really tires me out."

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether."

Desk bins: Ignore Immediately/Ignore Later/Let Someone Else Ignore...

"The big boss must be parachuting in! I can't see my screen!!"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

"Remember John, nothing is impossible." "But I do nothing every day."