Procrastination Enthusiast Gifts

Watch that always reads: 'Later'.

"We're still moving in."

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'No, I still haven't gotten around to making my 'to-do' list yet. . .'

'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month. . .'

"It's great for multicrastinating."

'I feel like I should be getting paid just as much as the rest of the people who do nothing around here!'

'Simon had mastered clicking his mouse while he slept but he would soon learn this was useless without the correct posture.'

'Honestly, how do you expect me to workout when I've yet to compile a 'Top 10 Workout Songs' list?'

"People, it's a two-year project! That means we have 23 months to goof-off until we put something together!"

"I love never finishing our dissertations together."

'Did you know if you turn a calculator upside-down you can write 'boobs'?'

'This is the seventh time you've rescheduled your appointment, Mr. Tarbaugh...If this continues I won't be able to help you with your procrastination problem...'

'It's come to my attention that a few employees have been engaging in paintball wars instead of getting their work done. Would you know who these individuals are?'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'Shall we motivate the team then?' 'Nah, can't be arsed.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

Procrastinators Club.

'I haven't conquered my procrastination problem yet, but just you wait.'

"I don't have time to talk about this now. Can't it wait until we're dead?"

"I make a point of sleeping in."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

I'm not retired yet...I'm just practicing.

'Have you read my report yet?'

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'I procrastinate, Denise. Therefore, I am.'

He had a report due at 3...or was it 4? Darn, he wished someone hadn't put a toy on his desk!

Pro Procrastination

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."