Procrastination Enthusiast Gifts

Watch that always reads: 'Later'.

"We're still moving in."

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'No, I still haven't gotten around to making my 'to-do' list yet. . .'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month. . .'

"It's great for multicrastinating."

"People, it's a two-year project! That means we have 23 months to goof-off until we put something together!"

'Honestly, how do you expect me to workout when I've yet to compile a 'Top 10 Workout Songs' list?'

'Simon had mastered clicking his mouse while he slept but he would soon learn this was useless without the correct posture.'

'I feel like I should be getting paid just as much as the rest of the people who do nothing around here!'

'I haven't conquered my procrastination problem yet, but just you wait.'

Procrastinators Club.

'This is the seventh time you've rescheduled your appointment, Mr. Tarbaugh...If this continues I won't be able to help you with your procrastination problem...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

"I love never finishing our dissertations together."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Oh, let's leave it till the morning"

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'Shall we motivate the team then?' 'Nah, can't be arsed.'

'Did you know if you turn a calculator upside-down you can write 'boobs'?'

'It's come to my attention that a few employees have been engaging in paintball wars instead of getting their work done. Would you know who these individuals are?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

Pro Procrastination

"That's all the stuff that came out of your laptop? I suggest not waiting so long to clean it."

'I procrastinate, Denise. Therefore, I am.'

I'm not retired yet...I'm just practicing.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"I make a point of sleeping in."

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

He had a report due at 3...or was it 4? Darn, he wished someone hadn't put a toy on his desk!

"I don't have time to talk about this now. Can't it wait until we're dead?"