Procrastination Fan Gifts

DIY store / Get someone else to do it for you Store.

"Mr. Rod says I make too many mistakes on the job and I need to plan to make fewer of them."

"Don't worry about me. I'm the late bird."

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

"They said I could be anything. . . so I became an under-achiever."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

In, Out, Shake it all about

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'