Procrastination Celebrator Gifts

Sunday Comics Studio. The writer is late! It's time for us to perform today's comic and we don't have a script yet! Here comes something new ... But I don't think its the script. It looks like a couple of football players. Thats all he came up with this week?! A football player knocking us over?! It's a bad case of "writer's block"! (This strip was published originally on October 21, 2012.)

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Bob’s Museum

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'