Procrastination Appreciator Gifts

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

"He has none of the seven habits of highly effective people."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Hey, can I call you back in about a nap and a half?"

'We have to act Your Majesty: The workers spend their time playing with their phones instead of working...'

The Little Engine that Couldn't Care Less

My routine.

'Yes, been meaning to call maintenance to put up that shelf for ages now...'

"How do you manage to keep your hands so beautiful and soft, Sally?"

"I'm not wasting time; I'm listening to my muse."

"Joey, can you help me out here?"

No decision is a great choice sometimes.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

In, Out, Shake it all about

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."