Procrastination Humor Appreciator Gifts

Drum roll, please. You've got an announcement? The annual resolution! I hereby vow that I will cease to procrastinate. Well done, sir. Nice symbolism. Getting ahead on procrastination. Look out 2022! Not exactly. It's my 2021 new year's resolution. Did I make it in time? Stay within yourselves, people. Don't over-promise in 2022.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

In, Out, Shake it all about

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Management Reshuffle

Dog to hirer: 'I'm a mongrel, and I'll work like one.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"What does procrastination mean?"

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.