Procrastination Humor Appreciator Mugs

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

Dog to hirer: 'I'm a mongrel, and I'll work like one.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"What does procrastination mean?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'