Procrastination Admirer Gifts

"I'm trying to put my priorities behind me."

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"What does procrastination mean?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'