Procrastination Supporter Gifts

"Joey, doesn't Mr. Rod have a problem with you lying down behind the counter all day?"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Chairmen of the Bored

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

"What does procrastination mean?"

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.