Procrastination Pro Gifts

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'He's like a blister. Only appears when the work is finished.'

'Chair goes up!' - 'Chair goes down!' - 'Chair gets stuck.'

My New Year's resolution? To come up with some resolutions for the year after next.

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

"My main goal in life is taking laziness to an insane new height."

'Miss Peters, get me everything we have on fighting boredom in the workplace, and bring me a very strong cup of coffee please.'

New Year's resolutions only last for about a month

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

Desk trays - 'In' and 'It's not my job'.

'If you get the paper finished and handed in on timem then you won't have to worry about me hounding you for years to come.'

'I did make a 'To-Do List.' The first thing I put on it was, 'Make A To-Don't List.''

How lazy people decide what to eat

"I'm so bored, I'm waiting for a fire drill."

"Yeah, yeah, I get it. Time to do laundry."

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

'Is there any chance you could postpone your vacation - until your vacation?

"I decided to procrastinate as soon as I got this assignment!"

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

"Creating man can wait; come look at what these kittens are doing. They're sooo adorable."

'I just realized there's a direct correlation between the number of devices on my desk and the amount of goofing off I can do.'

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

I can take it from here. Have a long lunchhour!

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

'Dr. McWit doesn't believe in working more than 27.'

"You probably think I have it easy. But there's only so much I can pretend to do around here."

"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"

"Can't do them, sorry. I'm waiting for the paint to dry."

Job Bored

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

Chairmen of the Bored

"An earthquake cracked the building in half. I'd have it fixed, but it's keeping the staff from constantly going to the break room."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"We would like you to do away with this tray."