Procrastination Supporter Pillows

"Joey, doesn't Mr. Rod have a problem with you lying down behind the counter all day?"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

In, Out, Shake it all about

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Chairmen of the Bored

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

"What does procrastination mean?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'