Procrastination Advocate Pillows

"For me, homework is more of a journey than a destination."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Chairmen of the Bored

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"What does procrastination mean?"