Procrastination Experts Pillows

Annual fear of failure marathon.

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

"The plan was to work out today, but now the toaster is taking so long that I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow."

'With the kids back home and unemployed, it's hard to believe I ever suffered from empty nest syndrome.'

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Chairmen of the Bored

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

In, Out, Shake it all about

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Procrastinators Incorporated