The Procrastination Pro Pillows

"If only I could think of a way harness all this laziness."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Chairmen of the Bored

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

Inactive wear store.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'