Procrastination Advocate Mugs

"For me, homework is more of a journey than a destination."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Chairmen of the Bored

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

Working from home to-do list.

"What does procrastination mean?"