Procrastination Lover Pillows

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"We could finally make a decision, but it's so much more relaxing to keep mulling our options."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"