Procrastination Pun Lover Pillows

'It's OK, we're letting the lumber age.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"What does procrastination mean?"

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"I'm your exit strategy."

"I think I see the problem."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'We're proud to present you with the procrastinator of the year award. We haven't gotten around to ordering your framed certificate yet, though.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?