Procrastination Humorist Pillows

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"All right, but just one more episode."

How to make every minute count.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Are you done yet?'

"Have you heard about the procrastinator's club? I'm thinking about joining it one of these days."

'Fine, I'll put up the shelving.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

In and Out Box

"What does procrastination mean?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'