Procrastination Humorists Pillows

"Pass me one of them, love."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

In and Out Box

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"What does procrastination mean?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

"I'm your exit strategy."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."