Procrastination Humorists Pillows

"Pass me one of them, love."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

In and Out Box

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"What does procrastination mean?"

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"I'm your exit strategy."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"I think I see the problem."