Procrastination Pun Lover Prints

'It's OK, we're letting the lumber age.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"What does procrastination mean?"

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"I'm your exit strategy."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

I'm fine JB. I'm just waiting for a big idea to gel.

"I didn't prioritize my day and now I'm stagnant."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'