Procrastination Enthusiasts Prints

'Being sick can sure affect your grades. The kid I cheat off of has been out all week.'

"It was less of a resolution and more of an 'if and when I feel like it.'"

'Leonard never puts off till tomorrow what he can drink today.'

'You'll make yourself ill sitting there all day thinking up excuses for not working!'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"I think I see the problem."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?