Procrastination Connoisseur Prints

"I know doesn't look like I'm doing anything, but I'm like a cat ready to pounce."

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Travelogue

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

E=Equals

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'