Procrastination Aficionado Prints

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

"I'll get on to it as soon as I've finished my tea break."

'Sorry fellas can we do this tomorrow I have left my glasses in Warwick.'

"The siege was yesterday."

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

'You're late.' - 'Why, have I missed the tea break?'

No Bills

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Sorry, but my mind started wandering and I'm just filling in time. . . until it comes back.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Travelogue

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?