Lover Of All Things Procrastination Pillows

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Serious Putty

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I think I see the problem."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'We're proud to present you with the procrastinator of the year award. We haven't gotten around to ordering your framed certificate yet, though.'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"I can never seem to get my report in on time!"

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

I'm fine JB. I'm just waiting for a big idea to gel.