Procrastination Afficionado Pillows

I went to a procrastinators' convention and all I got.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Travelogue

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"I'm your exit strategy."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."