Procrastination Champion Pillows

Add a cozy touch to your procrastination champion’s space with a witty pillow. Ideal for relaxing and embracing the art of delaying in style and comfort.

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Don't leave revision until the last minute!

Don't leave revision until the last minute! mockup

Don't leave revision until the last minute!

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'Insurance Adjuster Rejector of the Year' 'Claims Delayed and Claims Paid Promptly'

'Insurance Adjuster Rejector of the Year' 'Claims Delayed and Claims Paid Promptly' mockup

'Insurance Adjuster Rejector of the Year' 'Claims Delayed and Claims Paid Promptly'

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'Sorry, I can't talk to the customer. I'm preparing to go home in seven and a half hours.'

'Sorry, I can't talk to the customer. I'm preparing to go home in seven and a half hours.' mockup

'Sorry, I can't talk to the customer. I'm preparing to go home in seven and a half hours.'

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"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..." mockup

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

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"You can't call it a work station unless you actually do some work."

"You can't call it a work station unless you actually do some work." mockup

"You can't call it a work station unless you actually do some work."

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'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?' mockup

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

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An office worker sits at his desk with desk trays labeled, 'IN,' 'OUT,' and 'LIMBO.'

An office worker sits at his desk with desk trays labeled, 'IN,' 'OUT,' and 'LIMBO.' mockup

An office worker sits at his desk with desk trays labeled, 'IN,' 'OUT,' and 'LIMBO.'

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"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven." mockup

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

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"I'm no longer listed an unemployed. I stopped looking for work."

"I'm no longer listed an unemployed. I stopped looking for work." mockup

"I'm no longer listed an unemployed. I stopped looking for work."

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"Of course it's blank, my essay is about writer's block."

"Of course it's blank, my essay is about writer's block." mockup

"Of course it's blank, my essay is about writer's block."

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We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs? mockup

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

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"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."

"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..." mockup

"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."

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"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass." mockup

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

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Research and Development: Now, Never. mockup

Research and Development: Now, Never.

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!I'd prefer to lie here and do nothing - but half a loaf is better than none.'

!I'd prefer to lie here and do nothing - but half a loaf is better than none.' mockup

!I'd prefer to lie here and do nothing - but half a loaf is better than none.'

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I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards! mockup

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

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"Little Jimmy's at the difficult age where he's grown up."

"Little Jimmy's at the difficult age where he's grown up." mockup

"Little Jimmy's at the difficult age where he's grown up."

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'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

'How's your self-improvement program coming?' mockup

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

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Over-qualified?

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The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

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"I'm just basking in the glow of my not screwing anything up today."

"I'm just basking in the glow of my not screwing anything up today." mockup

"I'm just basking in the glow of my not screwing anything up today."

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End of Vacation Sally

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"If I didn't procrastinate, I wouldn't get anything done."

"If I didn't procrastinate, I wouldn't get anything done." mockup

"If I didn't procrastinate, I wouldn't get anything done."

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"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear." mockup

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

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Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'. mockup

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

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"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow." mockup

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

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"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string." mockup

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

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'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .' mockup

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

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"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!" mockup

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time." mockup

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

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Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'. mockup

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...' mockup

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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'I hate Mondays.'

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"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms." mockup

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

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"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture." mockup

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

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Procrastination Champion Pillows Collection

Procrastination Champion Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for procrastination champions—witty, humorous, and perfect for keeping their delay style at the forefront.

Procrastination Champion Prints

Discover bold prints that humorously celebrate procrastination mastery—ideal for decorating a space that knows how to delay with flair.

Procrastination Champion T-Shirts

Browse our collection of t-shirts celebrating the art of procrastination—fun, stylish, and perfect for the creative delay artist.