Procrastination Champions Pillows

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'I hate Mondays.'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

In, Out, Shake it all about

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Bob’s Museum

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"What does procrastination mean?"

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Inactive wear store.