Procrastination Champion Mugs

Don't leave revision until the last minute!

'Insurance Adjuster Rejector of the Year' 'Claims Delayed and Claims Paid Promptly'

'Sorry, I can't talk to the customer. I'm preparing to go home in seven and a half hours.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"You can't call it a work station unless you actually do some work."

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

An office worker sits at his desk with desk trays labeled, 'IN,' 'OUT,' and 'LIMBO.'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"I'm no longer listed an unemployed. I stopped looking for work."

"Of course it's blank, my essay is about writer's block."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

!I'd prefer to lie here and do nothing - but half a loaf is better than none.'

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

"Little Jimmy's at the difficult age where he's grown up."

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

Over-qualified?

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

"I'm just basking in the glow of my not screwing anything up today."

End of Vacation Sally

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

"If I didn't procrastinate, I wouldn't get anything done."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'I hate Mondays.'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."