King Of Procrastination Mugs

"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'I hate Mondays.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Travelogue

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

In, Out, Shake it all about

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

Bob’s Museum

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'