King Of Procrastination Gifts

Aiming to delight the master of delay? Explore our collection of funny and thoughtful gifts tailored for the king of procrastination. From playful mugs to clever prints, find something that captures a humorous truth about putting things off. Perfect for anyone who loves to joke about laziness and personal quirks, these items add a personal touch to any space or everyday routine.

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"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself."

"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself." mockup

"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself."

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Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'. mockup

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

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"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string." mockup

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

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'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .' mockup

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!" mockup

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time." mockup

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...' mockup

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

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'I hate Mondays.'

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine. mockup

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

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Travelogue

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"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working." mockup

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

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Research and Development: Now, Never. mockup

Research and Development: Now, Never.

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

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In, Out, Shake it all about

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"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!" mockup

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

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'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.' mockup

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

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"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done." mockup

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

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'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.' mockup

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

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"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline." mockup

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

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We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs? mockup

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

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The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing. mockup

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

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'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.' mockup

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

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Bob’s Museum

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'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.' mockup

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.' mockup

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

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King Of Procrastination Gifts Collection

King Of Procrastination Mugs

Discover more humorous mugs that celebrate the procrastination king and bring a playful vibe to your daily coffee routine.

King Of Procrastination Pillows

Find playful pillows that add a humorous touch to your living space, celebrating the art of procrastination.

King Of Procrastination Prints

Decorate your home or office wall with witty prints that honor the king of delay with humor and style.

King Of Procrastination T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty T-shirts perfect for the king of delay—funny, casual, and sure to turn heads.