Procrastination Prodigy Gifts

"Thank goodness you're here - I can't accomplish anything unless I have a deadline."

Make a decision or Delegate?

"Right we need an urgent response to our productivity problems..."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Travelogue

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

In, Out, Shake it all about

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

Bob’s Museum

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."