Procrastination Prodigy Gifts

"Thank goodness you're here - I can't accomplish anything unless I have a deadline."

Make a decision or Delegate?

"Right we need an urgent response to our productivity problems..."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Travelogue

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

In, Out, Shake it all about

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

Bob’s Museum

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Inactive wear store.