Procrastination Champ Gifts

Bob’s Museum

Christmas tree - June

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'I'm sorry, but it's such an easy transition from 'The dog ate my homework' to 'The cleaning people lost my project' that I HAD to blame you!'

The End is Nigh

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'I hate Mondays.'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."