Champion Procrastinator Gifts

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Travelogue

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Bob’s Museum

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Inactive wear store.