Champion Procrastinator Gifts

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Travelogue

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

In, Out, Shake it all about

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Bob’s Museum

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Inactive wear store.