Procrastination King Gifts

'I hate Mondays.'

Yes, I got your suggestions. I'm just kicking them around.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Travelogue

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

In, Out, Shake it all about

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

The four housemen of procrastination

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Bob’s Museum

Procrastinators Incorporated