Procrastination Gifts

The four housemen of procrastination

Modern art: I call it Procrastination.

"I would have gone on a run."

"I got an extension.'

Watch - later, not yet, too late, Nah not yet.

'You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon.'

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

Watch that always reads: 'Later'.

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

Future Site of the Procrastination Help Centre - Opening Fall of 1996

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed (Colour)

'No, I still haven't gotten around to making my 'to-do' list yet. . .'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"Writing a book is a great way to clean the house."

Will dick around on the internet all day for food.

"It's great for multicrastinating."

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

Head in the sand.

"I'm sure you've been reading about the enormous emotional pressures we teenagers are under today, so I know you'll understand when I say I've just been too stressed out to write my history paper."

Bob’s Museum

"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Watch that reads 'Never, Not Now, Tomorrow, Later.'

Monday Checklist.

£150,000 Per Annum - Daydreaming again, Foster?

"I'm just following up on that email."

'Busy day?'

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

'He was last-minute with everything.'

'Did you know if you turn a calculator upside-down you can write 'boobs'?'

'Chair goes up!' - 'Chair goes down!' - 'Chair gets stuck.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The siege was yesterday."