Procrastination Philosopher Gifts

"'Principles of Time Management' was due back six months ago."

"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

'You're late!'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

'That sort of thing just makes me procrastinate.'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

"Young man, you'd better get my priorities straight."

I'm going to stop putting things off-starting tomorrow.

Writer's block - Our literary gent has knocked out 1247 pages, but has come to a standstill when writing THE ......

Statistics show that more people give up smoking tomorrow than today.

'I like to take one day at a time.' - 'Trouble is you're three weeks behind.'

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'Ferguson hasn't done much, but he's highly employable because he didn't leave a paper trail.'

'Mr. Swanson, out session ended fifteen minutes ago, will you please leave?. . .'

'Leonard never puts off till tomorrow what he can drink today.'

"My biggest fear is having, like, five final exams on the same day. What's your biggest fear about school, Gracie?"

"Hey! It's rude to finish other people's sentences!"

"Instead of making any New Year's resolutions, why not concentrate on your backlog dating from 1995?

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

Clancy: Get Up and Go

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

The Keyboard

"Such a shame when he was THIS close to emptying his inbox!"

'What are you doing? Heading on my stand.'

Mental reflux disease.

'I'm glad I am not self-employed, I've wasted the entire day.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"My research on the effects of total inactivity in humans is nearing a breakthrough. Just one more 5-year grant should do it."

Poor Planning

"I thought I told you not to suddenly burst into my office with something I should have taken care of weeks ago."

C'mon we have to plow the fields. Quit stalling.

"I'm thinking about working out. I mean it this time."