Procrastinating Thinker Gifts

Better than Chekhov

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"What does procrastination mean?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'