Procrastination Ponderer Gifts

'Hi, I'm that bridge you said you'd cross when you came to it.'

Procastinators Anonymous

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'It's almost five o'clock. Barstow should start showing some initiative any moment now.'

"I wish you'd have made your appointment a little sooner."

"Have you heard about the procrastinator's club? I'm thinking about joining it one of these days."

Agnes is haunted by an email that she received 14 days ago and meant to respond to, but continued to put off, and now is wondering if it might just be too late to respond to at all.

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

Procrastination vs. Crastinator

'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'

'Dang it, Mel you never finish anything you start!'

Future robots can do all the things we put off until tomorrow.

"None of this would have happened if we had minded our own beeswax."

"Do you think I should work at home tomorrow or just come in and do nothing?"

Jeff looked through his WINDOWS at the birds MIGRATING into the CLOUD and realised there was something he had been putting off doing. Yes, it was time to buy a new stapler.

"You won't achieve a thing if you keep on procrastinating."

"I can't wait to get to school! I love the joy of meeting a challenge, of reaching my goals and then over-achieving! What could be better than that?"

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers, 'Have you finished your homework?'"

"So what books don't you get around to reading?"

"Can you describe these countless, wasted hours that you're missing?"

"I would have gotten that report to you sooner, but I wasn't held enough as a child."

Just As I Was About To...

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"Listen, if this takes much longer I'll be late for work and I'll be a dead man!"

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

The American motto is "never put off until tomorrow what you can do today," yet you're always putting things off

That's what you get for procrastinating.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I’d like to take this opportunity to return the Spin Doctors CD Jerry lent me in 1991."

"Bob is constantly starting things he doesn't finish."

"I thought I had more time."

"I know it looks like I'm doing nothing, but looks can be deceiving."

"I submit to the committee the document of your unfinished screenplay, is it your testimony today that you told your wife it would be finished by now?"